Home alone again.

Ok, Nick is at work, so his computer is free for me to use!

Me and Maza have a very simple schedule. We sleep all day, and we wake up sometime in the afternoon. We pretend to be good-mannered hamsters until midnight. That is when Nick goes to sleep. At midnight we start jumping up and down in our cages, climb inside the tubes, run in our wheels and chew the cage bars. We make so much noise that sometimes we wake Nick up! They come to our room to check us out. That is when me and Maza freeze in mid-step and adopt our 'innocent' pose. We stand on our two back feet and look at them using our 'what's wrong?' expression! Maza has mastered this. Look at her! She fools them every time, but she can't fool me. I can see it in her eyes. She is evil!!! But Nick thinks she is cute. They even give us her more food and treats. Sometimes they give me too. And then they go back to their bed. Maza discards her pose and we resume our mischief until early the sunrise. When Nick  wakes up the next morning that's when we go to sleep.

But not today. Now that Nick is at to work, I opened the cage door and climbed on his desk. I have some catching up to do with our story. Typing is hard and I don't speak English very well.

You know, we have tried talking to Nick many times, but he doesn't understand Hamsterspeak. However we do understand what the humans say. So, the only way to communicate with them, is by using our facial expressions. Well, communicate and trick them, that is.

Let's see, were have stopped last time. Ah! I remember. I promised you I will post some recent pictures of me because the previous ones where taken when I was very young and I had little hair. Ha! See me now. My roguish charm is disarming!

In general I eat very little, and I am always running around. It's just that nick can only take a photograph of my when I am eating. If I am not eating, then that means I am running around. And when I run, I run faster than the light. I am a furry blur to the human eye! The photos would look like these:

I also have some pictures of her royal Highness, Maza. She is always going on and on about her famous 'House of Maza' and her ancestors. She drives me crazy. Did you know she likes to drink expensive wine? Here, look. I only prefer water. She is royalty, but I am a wanderer. A rogue!

Anyway, Nick likes me more than Maza. Since we were little, Nick would let us roam free in his living room. I was smart and did not do any mischief. I was just happy to be able to run all over the place exploring every corner. But Maza was not so smart. She preferred to hide behind the couch or under the furniture. She isn't very social you know. Once she hid inside Nick's subwoofer. And she started chewing the mechanical parts. Haha, you should see Nick's face. And when he managed to find her and hold her in his arms hands, Maza bit him hard!

He put her back in her cage and was afraid to pet her for some time. Maza was just happy to be left on her own, as long as she had enough food. She is snobbish!

The next day, Nick found out that Maza had chewed the cables of his Home Theater speakers, and his PSP charger cable too. Then Nick got mad! For a short while at least. He forgave her fast enough, and now they give her food all the time. I suppose even the bipeds want to be on good terms with the royalty.

I am tired of typing! I have been running all over the keyboard, jumping on keys in order to type. I need to go back to my cage before Nick returns. See you soon.

Monty, the furious blur