My name is Monty. I am a long-haired golden-colored hamster living in Greece with my human friend. He takes good care of me, keeps me fed and entertained. There is also another female hamster in the house, her name is Maza but she is not as interesting as me. After all this is my blog!
I always wanted to make a blog, but I didn't want Nick (my human friend) to find out that I am computer literate. He would be afraid that I might accidentally delete his harddrive. He is so anal about his computer that's not even funny. But now he is away and I got a chance to start blogging. But first, a picture of me!
Thats me when I was 1 month old! I am even cutter now. I got very long hair! And guess what? I am a long-haired hamster.
I used to live in another place, in a small cage with 6 more hamsters in it. Those hamsters were smelly, noisy, and generally annoying. My human friend came to that place, picked me and another hamster up, and took us to his house.
The other hamster? She is called Maza. She is a short-haired white-colored Syrian hamster. When she introduced herself to me, she didn't hesitate to mention that is a descendant of the great hamster House of Maza. Pffft, royalty. Nothing but trouble, I say. I never met my parents, so I am just Monty. I am a commoner to her. She calls herself Maza of House Maza. Doesn't she even realize how stupid it sounds? Jeez.
Back then we looked almost the same. My hair hadn't grown yet, so I was basically short-haired too. Nick put us in the same cage at the beginning. Maza was intolerable. She was eating my food, she was complaining about my snoring and my manners. She only wanted to run in the wheel when I was already running in the wheel. She had an attitude and she was very snobbish.
What? You don't believe me that she was annoying? I got proof!
Thankfully Nick (my human friend) got a second cage and separated us after a while. Here is a picture of her royal Highness, Maza. Heh.
Crap, I hear Nick coming to his room, so I'd better evacuate his seat. We don't want him knowing I got a blog, do we? I promise to post again very soon. I will post a recent picture of me so you can marvel at my long golden hair, next time! Do not despair!
Digitally yours,
Monty
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